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am i allowed to do a oneshot/ficlet req?
bcs like early van days peterick with like a obvs age gap(like wasnt patrick 17 and pete 22-?) w/ some V dubious shit happening with them
like essentially pat is just an innocent little baby and pete really, like, really wants to fuck him
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i do like this in terms of a pov swap from this fic because it follows patrick from meeting pete to basically being crazy for him always and realizing pete feels the same around age 21 after cork tree
but flipping to pete's perspective you have him sitting through patrick's first real breakup in high school, whoever he wrote tttyg about in high school, watching temper tantrum after temper tantrum, watching his father come backn when he sees a little bit of success and dealing with that and i'm SORRY but that boy has daddy issues that pete is READY to fill that role
and pete knows better because he knows patrick is young and his mother tries sooo hard but there's a whole there that can be filled and pete is nothing if not opportunistic
anyway <3 thanks for sending me this prompt/request it definitely got the "creepy pete and his jailbait sort of boyfriend" blood flowing
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Man I have been on this Earth for 24 years now and I don't even know how to process it. Just thank you for all the warm messages . Having a birthday in this new normal is strange but it just so nice to know that all my family,friends, and mutuals are safe and healthy. That's the best present I could ever ask for. 💜🤘☮️
#sorry I'm durnk and emotional#but seriously#it's so nice to hear that you guys are all safe and healthy
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I saw your reblog and I don't know how this is supposed to work. But how about Maleficent D3? I'm so sorry if I'm doing it wrong 😰😅
She's very, very, very durnk rn
#i hc that maleficent loses braincells when she gets drunk i am sorry#maleficent#asks#adri draws#my art
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ahaha This shit is all so damn stupid!! Me and my family are rolling our eyes at this shit right now! lol sorry for the cursing i'm durnk.... lol These are first world problems
I am sober and it sucks LOL
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ok where do i start babe. im in class so lets pull this shit. imagine Luke being your TA in history class or some shit (i dunno fam i'm durnk dont @ me) and its one of those things where he was a one night stand and you peaced out the next morning without leaving any info and then you showed up first day of class to see he's your fucking TA. like. what the fuck. and he notices you for sure. its a small class. and now he's going to be marking your papers and shit and you're like holy fuck 1/?
and then, to make it worse. he’s your TA for your discussion class too where you talk about shit with only like 10 students and a TA and he takes roll call the first morning and says your name and you’re just like holy fuck because you can’t avoid now and all the other TA blocks are full. and he’s gorgeous and you’re like first: why the fuck did i peace out that morning and second: if he’s my TA does that mean i can’t fuck him again. and he’s your fucking TA so after the class ends 2/?
he asks you to stay and you can’t just say no in front of all these other students so you stay and he’s just like, “didn’t think id be seeing you again.” and you’re like fuck cuz you know you owe him an explanation for leaving that morning without even saying goodbye or leaving a phone number and you’re just like… “sorry. i uh… didn’t want to make it more than what it was.” and he’s like “i mean. i guess i can understand that.” and he lets you leave and you think thats going to be the 3/?
end of it but every class he’s so beautiful and he’s so smart and you find yourself falling harder and harder. you don’t know it but he’s totally falling for you too, especially reading your assignments and stuff, he’s starting to learn more about you and is like woah she’s actually really cute. so one day you show up to the small TA session and you’ve been drinking (#ME AM I RIGHT?) and you’re super impatient and he can tell you’re drunk so he asks you to stay after class and once everyone 4/?
is gone he turns to talk to you but you just kiss him. you can’t help yourself any more. and he leans into the kiss. lifting you up and setting you on the table as he goes between your legs and kisses you like his life depends on it. “i can’t stop thinking about you.” “you’re drunk.” he sighs but you are just like “maybe so but… it’s the truth.” and he believes you because he hasn’t been able to get you out of his head either. besides you’re not even that drunk anymore and you feel so good 5/?
and he’s just like fuck it and kisses you again. he pulls away and you whine but he just locks the door because at least one of you still has a brain. and then you just fuck. and im too drunk and in class to talk about it but it’s your turn babe. work your magic. FUCK ME UP MIRIAM. okay. im done now 6/6
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who’s fucking up who cause i’m choking djfdlsjkdlsjk
but imagine walking in to that class and you guys noticing each other and you’re both just like “fuck” in your head cause you’re not supposed to be his student and he’s definitely not supposed to be your teacher. you guys would quickly avert your eyes before the other students noticing what’s going on since you’re still trying to be professional. but now everything is awkward cause you’re the one who left that morning and when he asks you about it, you don’t have much of an answer other than the fact that it was just a fuck and he’s kinda taken aback but also like whatever he gets it, not like he was expecting you guys to fall in love or some shit.
it gets harder over the semester though cause now he’s your TA and he’s gorgeous and this is your favorite subject so you have this man who looks like the greek sculptures of old talking about how society’s decrease in ethics and morality made the fall of the roman empire predictable and how the effects of it are still echoing in today’s society. like okay he’s gorgeous and smart?? you have no chance of not falling for him. it’s especially difficult sitting in class cause every time you look up at him you just remember his lips sucking on your neck and his tongue swirling on your clit so you have to keep looking away before it’s too much.
you have no idea that he’s struggling just as much though, that every time you look at him or answer a question all he can think about was how wet and warm your pussy was when he was fucking you and that his pants start to get a bit tight which is why he goes and stands behind the podium for the rest of class. and then he sees your assignments are actually really well thought out and you’re raising points that none of the students even noticed so now he’s falling in love with your mind too? you both know the consequences of what would happen if you guys actually do this but at same time, it’s like the 10th week of the semester and you just can’t anymore
he’d know you’re a bit drunk when you walk in that day cause you’re louder than usual and your eyes aren’t as focused when he talks. but when class is over and everyone’s already left before you, your almost to the door when you stop in your tracks and just say “fuck it”. luke looks up at that and sees you coming towards him when you wrap your hands around his neck and bring his face down and smash your lips against his. his initial reaction is to grab you by the waist, bringing you closer to his chest. you gasp into his mouth when you feel his tongue at your lips but then he’s pushing you off. “we can’t do this, im your TA”. “i can’t stop thinking about you” you’d tell him breathless. “you’re drunk” he’d push away from you, running his hands through his hair. “not really and it doesn’t make it not true. i know you’ve thinking about me too.” you say walking closer to him. he looks you up and down, sighing, “if we do this….no one can know.” you smirk at that, knowing that you convinced him. “well then i guess you better lock the door” you’d say, walking towards the desk.
moving the loose papers to the side, you lift yourself onto the desk. luke goes to the door, making sure it’s locked and that no one is in the corridor. when he turns back he sees you sitting on the edge of the desk, your skirt bunched up at your hips, and legs spread as you wait for him. he feels his cock get hard at the sight of you, one hand behind your body to hold yourself up as the other is rubbing your clit over your panties. there’s nothing slow about it when luke comes over to you, his hand on your chest as he pushes you down to lie you against the desk. he’s already gotten your panties off when he moves his hand through your folds, it’s the build up of over two months frustration coming to a peak.
“all this for me?” he’d ask you when he feels how wet you are already, barely having even touched you. “i’m always wet for you” saying that has luke dropping to his knees in front of you, moving your legs over his shoulders as he goes in. his tongue at your clit when he says “still taste just as good as i remember”. you feel two of his fingers slip inside you as he sucks on your clit, you’d arch off the desk making his arm snake over your chest to hold you down. “oh shit” coming from your lips has luke working harder, knowing you’re about to cum which was right cause a few seconds later you cum over his tongue, moaning as you fall back against the desk. breathless, your hands fall away from luke’s head as you try to slow your heart rate.
getting off the ground, luke’s hands go to undo his belt as he stares at you. you look a mess with your eyes shut and your head against the desk. your skirt is bunched up over your hips, legs spread open with your pussy out. Luke wants this view imprinted in his brain cause he knows that it’s the hottest thing he’d ever see. “take off your shirt” he’d say as he pushes his pants down. opening your eyes you see luke standing in front of you with his cock in his hand as you quickly do as youre told.
with your shirt over your head and bra removed just as fast, luke bends over to catch a breast in his mouth while his hand goes to play with the other. your head falls back as his tongue rolls over your nipple. you snake a hand between you both to grab his cock in your fist, he moans against your breast as you start stroking him. your fingers are swirling the precum over the tip when he grabs your hand to stop you “if you don’t stop i’m gonna cum and i’d rather do that inside you, sweetheart”
luke would pull you from the desk and spin you around as he pushes down on your back so that your chest is flat against it with your feet on the ground. what you didn’t expect was a smack to your ass when you pressed your head against the desk but the vibrations go straight to your pussy, making you ache even more. after spanking you, luke would grab your ass rubbing his hands over it to soothe the pain before moving his hands to your hips and sinking into you with no warning.
your hands are flat against the desk as luke is fucking into you, the grip on your waist so tight you know there’ll be marks when you finish. “fuck baby, you take my cock so good. can’t believe we waited this long to do this again”. when one of his hands goes down to rub your clit as he continues fucking you, you let out a loud moan making him pull you up to his chest by the throat, his hand covering your mouth as he whispers in your ear “you have to be quieter than that, darling, we don’t want anyone to know how dirty you really are.” his hand stays over your mouth as you whine against his palm, not being able to hold the sounds back when he hits your spot.
you feel your orgasm build as you start clenching around his cock. when he rubs your clit and hits the spot right one more time you come undone beneath him, a string of “oh fuck” is all you can say. he’s still fucking you as your orgasm rolls through you, getting sloppier as he chases his own release. a few more thrusts and you feel him still inside you as he cums with a groan against your ear. his hands falls from your throat as you catch yourself with the desk, your knees weak. pulling out of you, luke sees the mess you both made as he looks for napkins trying to clean you up.
as you both get dressed, making sure that you don’t look like you just got fucked, you head to the door when you feel a hand grab your arm. luke pulls you to him as he tilts your head up and kisses you softly, “i’ll see you in class. you might wanna read chapter 6 for the assignment” you feel him smile against your lips. shaking your head at him when you push away from his chest “now isn’t it unethical to help me out?” “probably not as unethical as it is to fuck you” he’d smirk as he unlocks the door and leaves before you say anything else.
#h o l y f u c k#yall this is 1.5k of nasty#i don't know what i wrote bye sorry#softforcal#luke hemmings#lh#5sos#my writing
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heyyy it's been a while since i last sent an ask and i'm so sorry but i was drowning in school work and yeah,, now i'm back to a new devoted 2 chapter and a devoted spin-off??? i just found heaven again omg i was so excited to read them and you literally didn't disappoint 😭 i missed your writing and missed you as wellll 😭❤️❤️ i hope you're doing alright stay fabulousss 😇❤️ - uwu anon
Hey!!!! How have you been??
Im glad you liekd it!!! Im gonna try and write agaun but rigth niw im out with friends on an island and im alittle durnk
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immy immy immy brooooookeeee (OOOH WAH OOH WAH OOH WAEEEEH) oka ty in my head that was to the tune of ruby ruby ruby ruby but ehelloooooo, is ur drunkn sims nanon on thier 21st (jc i'm fucking twneytbt one years old canu believe) birthyfady!!!!!!! fairly durnk rn so ofc i had to message u!!! sorry i'm not on tumblr much anymore :(((((( i still think about u n come to check how u;re doing
translation: immy immy immy broooooookeeee (*insert noises I wont type*) Okay, in my head that was to the tune of ruby ruby ruby ruby but hello, it’s your drunk sims anon on their 21st (I’m fucking twenty one years old can you believe) birthday!!!!!! Fairly drunk right now so ofc I had to message you! Sorry I’m not on tumblr much anymore :( I still think about you and come to check how you’re doing ♡ Hope life is good for you u deserve all the happiness in the world 😙 - Drunk Sims Anon
MY DRUNK BBY YOU’RE BACK! I was thinking about you a lot recently and I’ve missed you so much! Happy 21st my love! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I hope you are having a wonderful and safe time. I’m assuming life has been busy lately so I hope that you are doing well and that you are happy! and ty so much :((( I lov u 💜It makes my heart so happy to hear that you think about me too :’) keep being you!
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( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu (Narae/Ingrid I'm so sorry I leech off this tension)
&. these texts ft @manticxre
[ text ;; narae. ] : Narae...[ text ;; narae. ] : But why have you been drinking? Do you have someone with you?
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Honestly if this doesn’t sum up the 2017 US election, nothing will. In fact, if you don’t think it does then you can fight me.
#fuck trump#i hate him#im' sorry i'm pretty durnk#i druink to forget this shitty election#leaveme alone#fuck#whhyi s lillly allen so pure#i love her#she speaks sso many truths#does this enven make selse#i guess i'llfind out tomorrow
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